What the Critics said

"The going got weird and he turned pro."

"Banjo Pete's just about as welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance." Yorak Hunt Fiddler Magazine

"What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity."

"The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears."

"Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig."

"Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner."

"Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable."